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About the author
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Thomas White once had the same girlfriend as Bill Clinton
(though 20 years after and she was none of the "headline names"). He has been a philosophy major, car parking specialist, insurance interoffice courier and lived in Arkansas the same year (1969) that Bill Clinton did. This fact is unconnected to the said girlfriend. White has published his poetry, fiction and essays in Australia, United States and Canada.
Thomas White once had the same girlfriend as Bill Clinton
(though 20 years after and she was none of the "headline names"). He has been a philosophy major, car parking specialist, insurance interoffice courier and lived in Arkansas the same year (1969) that Bill Clinton did. This fact is unconnected to the said girlfriend. White has published his poetry, fiction and essays in Australia, United States and Canada.
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Is your quota based on
the projected death
rates for the coming year?
Closing a sale means
closing a casket: somebody's
grief is your marketing
opportunity. Natural disasters,
epidemics, Flanders Fields
have copped great
commissions, but Desert Storm One
was bad for business. Lawyers
follow the ambulance, but
you follow the hearse. Tonight,
Halloween Night, you rehearse
cold calls on cold bodies
and their families.Now pick
up that phone,you telemarketer
of death, and think positive:
Somebody just died.
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