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Thousand Cat Health Hazard Blues

by Kerryn Potgieter

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Kerryn lives in Pretoria where she's trying to quit both smoking and having car accidents,



It's a beautiful night babe.

The moon's drunk and the stars are slurring.

There was a pile-up on the highway

For once I wasn't in it.

Almost brought you flowers

then imagined how you'd laugh at that.

So I brought you some homeless guy instead.



Babe, all I've got left is my sick sense of humour

and that postcard you sent me.

The picture's kind of faded

but if you wanted you could still read the words.

Lucky for me I forgot how to read.

Chaining words to paper like that

it just ain't right.



When I find my way out of this blind alley

I'll look you up.

Just as soon as I find my sense of direction

I'll be turning my toes towards you.

Ah babe, tonight's more beautiful than most.

The trains are almost on time

and on the platform this really beautiful girl pretended

not to see me haggling with my dealer.



Somehow this love song's lost its thread.

Just as well since I don't believe in singing

unless it's for my supper.

Some wino asked me where you were last night

I just drained his brown paper bag

told him to mind his own damn business.



Heard you laughing on the telephone wires.

Nearly made me want to call.

Then remembered the operator don't like my voice

so painted you a letter instead

But the sound of my wise-cracks got lost in translation.

Whoever said a picture's worth a thousand words

never heard the thousand words I've got for you.



If I smoked I'd be dying for a cigarette.

As it is I'm just dying for you.

Ah babe it's a beautiful night tonight.

The wind's howling like it's winter

when you're young and lonely.



The moon slept with some stranger

she picked up in a bar.

All I can say is it wasn't me.

But then it wasn't your bed I found myself in either.

That's the real problem with never sleeping.



Babe all I wanted to tell you is it's a beautiful night.

But I lost my inspiration

somewhere half way down this serenade.

Just as well you never listen to anything I say.

It's the only reason I tell you the things I do.